You know what gets on my nerves?

[Gargoylee]

When people have sig tags that are:

"She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And she grew up so tall
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin' at all.


"Sun in the sky: you know how I feel
Birds flying high: you know how I feel
Breeze driftin' on by: you know how I feel

It's a new dawn, its a new day, its a new life....for me

And I'm feelin' good."

~ Nina Simone


*Cosmo: "Why are we leaving spaghetti again?"

*Lil' Angel: "Mutha-fuckin' m o r n i n g g l o r y seeds Kim.....thats why we're leavin' mutha-fuckin' Rome!"*

*Cosmo (has to pull over laughin'....finally recovers) "Oh yeah."

*Big D (wakes up all sleepy) "What?! Who has morning glory seeds?"

Brandy, Amanda (you'll always be Stunner to me), Scotty, Brad and the rest of the Rome crew, thanks for the spaghetti! You saved my life. Despite the morning glory seeds. But seriously.....thats weird.

I love you George....you make me shine."

Long and they aren't even funny or profound!

[The Evil Couch]

I'm thinking of changing my sig to this:

ex·ces·sive Pronunciation Key (k-ssv)
adj.
Exceeding a normal, usual, reasonable, or proper limit.

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ex·cessive·ly adv.
ex·cessive·ness n.
Synonyms: excessive, exorbitant, extravagant, immoderate, inordinate, extreme, unreasonable
These adjectives mean exceeding a normal, usual, reasonable, or proper limit. Excessive describes a quantity, amount, or degree that is more than what is justifiable, tolerable, or desirable: excessive drinking. Exorbitant usually refers to a quantity or degree that far exceeds what is customary or fair: exorbitant interest rates. Extravagant sometimes specifies lavish or unwise expenditure (extravagant gifts); often it implies unbridled divergence from reason or sound judgment (extravagant claims). Immoderate denotes lack of due moderation: immoderate enthusiasm. Inordinate implies an overstepping of bounds imposed by authority or dictated by good sense: inordinate demands. Extreme suggests the utmost degree of excessiveness: extreme joy. Unreasonable applies to what exceeds reasonable limits: charged an unreasonable rent.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.


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excessive

\Ex*cess"ive\, a. [Cf. F. excessif.] Characterized by, or exhibiting, excess; overmuch.

Excessive grief [is] the enemy to the living. --Shak.

Syn: Undue; exorbitant; extreme; overmuch; enormous; immoderate; monstrous; intemperate; unreasonable. See Enormous --Ex*cess*ive*ly, adv. -Ex*cess\"ive*ness, n.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


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excessive

adj 1: beyond normal limits; "excessive charges"; "a book of inordinate length"; "his dress stops just short of undue elegance"; "unreasonable demands" [syn: inordinate, undue, unreasonable] 2: unrestrained in especially feelings; "extravagant praise"; "exuberant compliments"; "overweening ambition"; "overweening greed" [syn: extravagant, exuberant, overweening]
Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University


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V. WORDS RELATING TO THE VOLUNTARY POWERS; INDIVIDUAL VOLITION
II. Prospective Volition
2. Subservience to ends; actual subservience
Redundance.

[Antonyms: sufficiency.]

[Nouns] redundance; too much, too many; superabundance, superfluity, superfluence, saturation; nimiety, transcendency, exuberance, profuseness; profusion (plenty) [more]; repletion, enough in all conscience, satis superque, lion's share; more than enough [more]; plethora, engorgement, congestion, load, surfeit, sickener; turgescence (expansion) [more]; overdose, overmeasure, oversupply, overflow; inundation (water) [more]; avalanche.

accumulation (store) [more]; heap [more]; drug, drug in the market; glut; crowd; burden.

excess; surplus, overplus; epact; margin; remainder [more]; duplicate; surplusage, expletive; work of supererogation; bonus, bonanza.

luxury; intemperance [more]; extravagance (prodigality) [more]; exorbitance, lavishment.

pleonasm (diffuseness) [more]; too many irons in the fire; embarras de richesses.

[Verbs] superabound, overabound; know no bounds, swarm; meet one at every turn; creep with, crawl with, bristle with; overflow; run over, flow over, well over, brim over; run riot; overrun, overstock, overlay, overcharge, overdose, overfeed, overburden, overload, overdo, overwhelm, overshoot the mark (go beyond) [more]; surcharge, supersaturate, gorge, glut, load, drench, whelm, inundate, deluge, flood; drug, drug the market; hepatize.

choke, cloy, accloy, suffoccate; pile up, lay on thick; impregnate with; lavish (squander) [more].

send coals to Newcastle, carry coals to Newcastle, carry owls to Athens; teach one's grandmother to suck eggs; pisces natare docere;.kill the slain, "gild refined gold", "gild the lilly", butter one's bread on both sides, put butter upon bacon; employ a steam engine to crack a nut (waste) [more].

exaggerate [more]; wallow in roll in (plenty) [more]; remain on one's hands, hang heavy on hand, go a begging.

[Adjectives] redundant; too much, too many; exuberant, inordinate, superabundant, excessive, overmuch, replete, profuse, lavish; prodigal [more]; exorbitant; overweening; extravagant; overcharged; supersaturated, drenched, overflowing; running running over, running to waste, running down.

crammed to overflowing, filled to overflowing; gorged, ready to burst; dropsical, turgid, plethoric; obese [more].

superfluous, unnecessary, needless, supervacaneous, uncalled for, to spare, in excess; over and above (remainder) [more]; de trop; adscititious (additional) [more]; supernumerary (reserve) [more]; on one's hands, spare, duplicate, supererogatory, expletive; un peu fort.

[Adverbs] over, too, over and above; overmuch, too much; too far; without measure, beyond measure, out of measure; with . . . to spare; over head and ears; up to one's eyes, ears; extra; beyond the mark (transcursion) [more]; acervatim.

[Phrases] it never rains but it pours; fortune multis dat mimium nulli satis.


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[Gargoylee]

*proceeds to throw parmesean cheese at you*

[vapor]

satan gets on my nerves...


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[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by vapor
satan gets on my nerves...




Hey! Don't talk about one of my best friends like that!

:headbang:

[vapor]

allow me to rephrase then... *coughcough* evil empires get on my nerves... that better?

[nitie]

You wouldn't believe how much more stress-free your life is once you turn off the signatures :)

[~SpYrO~]

Originally posted by nitie
You wouldn't believe how much more stress-free your life is once you turn off the signatures :)


It is much better, w/o seeing sig.'s

[PhillyCzarina]

Long signatures are a pain in the ass....they take up screen space and half the time, everything is an inside joke so it doesn't mean anything to people who read it anyway....

And while we're at it....

Rave names get on my nerves too.

[jabber]

I AM MAKING MY SIGNATURE LONGER JUST TO PISS YOU PEOPLE OFF!!!

Peace,
Jabber

[thatsnogood]

Jabber you are my hero. When I grow up I want a giant signature, just like you... :twak:

[Canada]

I hate people that cut in line. I freak out!!!!! It's so weird. I am this skinny little white girl, and I'll be SCREAMING at this huge football player that cut me in the fry line. I'm suprised I haven't gotten beat up yet. They just look at me in amazment and they walk away. If you ever cut infront of me..... *shakes fist*

[dr00]

waaaa, long signatures are annoying.... CRY about it, forget about all the other problems you face every fucking day, long signatures are worthy of me dedicated 90% of all my posts to bitch about them


Long signatures are a pain in the ass....they take up screen space and half the time, everything is an inside joke so it doesn't mean anything to people who read it anyway....
if you had friends, maybe you would get some of them


I AM MAKING MY SIGNATURE LONGER JUST TO PISS YOU PEOPLE OFF!!!
no, you're just trying to hard to be cool, you should have given up a long time ago

[The Evil Couch]

you're a waffle humping ass!

[Gargoylee]

Originally posted by dr00
waaaa, long signatures are annoying.... CRY about it, forget about all the other problems you face every fucking day, long signatures are worthy of me dedicated 90% of all my posts to bitch about them


Yes! Yes! You're finally getting the picture! :) BWAHAHA :moon:

[Frost]

if u dun like long signatures than turn it off in ur USER CP

[SmOkEe]

i hear ppl wit long signatures r jus makin up for a lack of sumthin elsehttp://plauder-smilies.com/rough/greenchainsaw.gif