The Mystery Of The Ages:The Question Of Unbalanced Love

[The Messiah]

Why?
Why is there an unequal appeal sometimes, many times, in love? Why do ugly bitches score pimp guys? Why do pale, scrawny, UNDERAGE, unfunny guys who cant dance score..well, anyone?

There is the natural driving instinct to choose one's most fit lairmate in a suitable manner and achieve procreation correct? Well what could more destructive to humyn kind's future as the dominant species then mass overugliness stemming from years of wading in the shallow end of the gene pool cause they never learned how to swim?

Multitudes of examples, multitudes.
Take Barney and Gertrude for example. Gertrude has 2 large tits and 1 nice ass, Barney has three large chins. Barney fucks the local loosey goosey at the local one hour rate sperm house, Gertrude fucks..well everyone, so long as you bring a rock and handivac for "new experiences". Are they happy? Are procreating correctly? should they procreate at all? Probably not. That rotten simp Barney stole my barbecue grill the week after last 4th of July. I went over to his place and his girl starting saying that they were out of town that week and Barney wasn't home and blah blah blah so I shoved the batty broad out of the way and busted into their kitchen and took a handful of their silverware and ran off. That night the cops came and made me go back to the station AGAIN because the prick cops in this fucking pathetic excuse for a organized social democratic empire don't have any fucking respect for a veteran like me! Idiot kids. I'm going to go over to Barney's place tomorrow and throw a gallon of paint remover in his honey's eyes and hope she disappears.

All im saying is base your procreation choices on logic, wealth, and the ugly tree factor.
Fuck personality, just dont create offspring with it.
Do it for your children's future, do it for America!
::insert patriotism here::

-m
(the ORIGINAL and still the best)

[Froboy]

dont be hatin on the ugly guys that get the hot women, cause if it didnt happen then i would be shit-out-o-luck. i am definitely not worthy of my girl. and besides who made you a sex symbol? its all got to do with the way you treat the girl.

[FetusFucker666]

Mike is a sex symbol. And that Symbol is a red circle with a diagonal line through it.

Mwahahahahahaha
but the boy can dance
-Little Blue

[Obi]

And I suppose you're saying all girls should throw themselves at you instead?

Until you can find anyone who would actually believe you should EVER procreate, I'd advise against posts like this.

Of course, if you have to, that Jabber kid might have a sister....

[chuckp]

i'm not sure what the skinny guy appeal is... sometimes we're in season, sometimes we're not...

[Belrok]

Mike, this whole fued between us is getting really really old.


For anyone who doesn't know...the first comment about skinny underage kids, is me.

Mike. I got suzanne, you didn't. Want to know why? For one, the obvious. She doesn't think you look good. Two, in the words of suzanne "You don't see an Ego before you see a person." You have this godly untouchable image of yourself. You seek something, and you get it. This one time when you actually fail, and it eats you up inside, because who beats you? Someone you see that's not as good as you. Why am i not as good as you? Who knows...Is it because i can't dance as well as you? part of it...because i got something you want? most definently. Mike i know how you think believe it or not...Not exactly, but relitively. Want to know why? I used to be JUST like you. I am sorry mike, you might be intelligent, but you're immature. You need to grow up and realize that you are NO better than anyone else here. In fact with this godly self centered image of yourself at this moment, you are LOWER than the rest of us. I may be younger than you mike, but this means NOTHING to what i know. Maturity makes age, not years. I find it to be really low of you to STALK my girlfriend because you can't have her. It's sad mike, real sad. Everyone knows this, but don't want to open their mouths because it's none of their business. You think in your head "Why does this skinny little bitch get her?! He's not worthy of her." How do you know mike? You don't even know me. You know that i can't dance, and am much younger than you and one year younger than suzanne. So that gives you reason to believe I'm not worthy of beating you...and it eats you up inside. I am not sure what else to say here man...except that i feel your pain of loss...but please get over it...it's really getting pathetic...their are other women out their. Just because YOU think its love...doesn't make it the right love. I am not flaming you here...i am just simply stating facts. I am tired of this fued. It's a waste of my time. You may try, and try, and try, but me and suzanne will stay together. We were ment to be.


In answer to your question...Love is always found in the oddest of places mike...but it's always found...and when it's found...it's never wrong.




(Edit) another thing i've learned mike. If you think it's love at first...it's most likely not. And that is the truth.

[FetusFucker666]

Just because you guys were meant to be doesnt mean one of you isnt ugly. I mean isnt that what this post is about...Ugly people getting the pretty people?

-Little Blue

[The Messiah]

okay no.

Except to say that by doing this you show how truely immature you are. See, if you really wanted to get this bs your TRYING BADLY to push off as some poser pic'd fungal jockey itch "voice of reason" little trajic piece of fiction like you are doing here, to me in a manner where I would have actually *slightly* respected, you would have sent it to me in a fucking email. Is that so goddamn hard? No, you stupid etard fucks think in order to fill in those watching As The Planet Turns this shit has to be aired in front of the whole damn crowd. See, I make fun of this shit okay? get it? It provides me laughter. I DO NOT LIKE BEING A PART OF IT.

And go ahead. Post under suzannes name again to get your point across some more, Im sure..uh NO ONE is listening to you. I mean I guess thats the only way she cn respond is to have someone else do it for her. "No really, this suzanne and I swear I never went out to dinner with michael the night before the superbowl. Never called him twice afterward. Never did anything."

sure man, sure.

Hey blue didnt you see me in the mall that night around closing? not really doing much? hmmm oh yah okay.

here patrick, have a cookie.

[Patzo]

does this mean my future is with a pale, scrawny, UNDERAGE, unfunny guy who cant dance ?

[Belrok]

Mike you truely are sick man...because i was WITH SUZANNE THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL, AND THE DAY AFTER.

Don't believe that's suzanne that post's? Call her, you know the number. Can't guarentee she'll pick up though.

Why do i post this up here for everyone to see instead of putting it in emails? Humiliation. Wanting everyone to know just how Desperate and sad you really are.


Oh, and i talked to ecko last night, and he told me you did this to him and pinkbaby too? Damn dude...get a life.



i truly laughed this time at you efforts to turn around what i said...but you couldn't, because i hit the nail on the head. So you failed so miserably you scrowged up and posted all you could, that was so irrelavent to the topic. Tallking about how immature i am for posting that up their...how you don't like being a part of it...How you took suzanne out to dinner. Reread my reply ...and try posting about IT. Is you saying that you took out my girlfriend to dinner a night that she was at my house suppose to make me question this to suzanne? Am i suppose to start bitching at her because i think she's a liar, then break up with her? It is either that attempt....or your public attempt to try and save you ego and make it look like you did get her. Sad mike.....reeal sad...

[The Messiah]

see this is the part where I smile.

really fucking big.

Because she hasnt been telling you everything has she? uhoh spaghetti o's!

See, patrick, she was staying at your house remember? but she was working that night yah and hey, he isnt gonna know if suzanne comes home 45 minutes so if michael happened to be there at closing then michael and suzanne prolly went to chick-fil-a and got something to eat where I gave her that nice johan Gielen set you guys listen to in the car all the time, hope you like it! buhbye now!


and have a little pow wow with ecko and the bunny men and all the little animals of the forest for all I care. Fact is you dont know shit.

[Belrok]

WHOA, hahahaha....wait wait wait.....ok you think that going up to my girlfriends work and having to talk her into stopping by the food court for a few minutes is your idea of taking her out to dinner??? LMAO

Hell if that's what you're talking about, than that's fine by me man. See, i figured that when you're talking about dinner...i think she actually makes an effort too. See i know suzanne. If she is hungry, and you offer her, her favorite food....she's gonna eat it. Also give her a CD that she likes...she's gonna take it. But after that, she's gonna leave and come to my house.:) Just remember that.



Oh, and btw, you're still off topic with this. The point is, she's my girlfriend, she loves me, she doesn't even LIKE you...so stop trying. That's the point of this, now make a comment on that.

[The Messiah]

sorry bud, not the food court. I said dinner, she said chickfilla. I was planning on fancy but it was late and not much was open, and of course you couldnt find out lmao!

yah it was nice, we talked for a while, about how she knows she could do better, how she feels stuck, how she is gonna regret the decisions she has made in 5 years, how she has lost freinds cause of you, but she cant do anything about it cause she doesnt want to argue with you. Way to make a girl a part of something she doesnt want bright eyes! I said okay, gave her some new tunes cause shes played all the old ones i gave her out. Yah then she called a couple of times about her dad, cause apparently im better at advice on that stuff or something. I dont know.

Anyway yah, im telling you the same thing I told her: Peace!

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

[Belrok]

Originally posted by The Messiah
sorry bud, not the food court. I said dinner, she said chickfilla. I was planning on fancy but it was late and not much was open, and of course you couldnt find out lmao!

yah it was nice, we talked for a while, about how she knows she could do better, how she feels stuck, how she is gonna regret the decisions she has made in 5 years, how she has lost freinds cause of you, but she cant do anything about it cause she doesnt want to argue with you. Way to make a girl a part of something she doesnt want bright eyes! I said okay, gave her some new tunes cause shes played all the old ones i gave her out. Yah then she called a couple of times about her dad, cause apparently im better at advice on that stuff or something. I dont know.

Anyway yah, im telling you the same thing I told her: Peace!

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.



Keep up your lying and stalking mike, and i am going to seek legal action. If you think i am joking, than i dare you to test me...

I am serious, you need to take your pathetic ass and start walkin somewhere else, because if you keep this up i will seek a Slander charge, or a restraining order.

[The Messiah]

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/lld585/images/rebel%20chris.jpg

[Belrok]

mike this isn't a joke anymore...this isn't some childish message board bashing.

You stay the fuck away from my girlfriend, or you get fucked. Understood?

[The Messiah]

Originally posted by Mr Sky
You stay the fuck away from my girlfriend, or you get fucked. Understood?

LMAO, that is too easy.

[Belrok]

I'm fed up with you mike. You're a fucking baby, whine whine whine because you can't have my girlfriend. Then you start making up shit up sayin you took her out to dinner, knowing that it's a lie, to make yourself look good to everyone else on here. I am simply stating this, than i am finished with this bullshit. You simply stay the fuck away from either of us...or i will have your ass in court. And if you don't believe me....you fucking test me, i goddamn dare you. I have MORE than enough money to fund a trial and lawyer. I will slap a False Slander suit, or Restraining order on your ass so fast it'll make your head spin. Maybe that's what it's going to take for you to get, when suzanne says NO, she fucking MEANS NO.




Oh, and btw, i called suzanne and work and told her what you posted about the dinner...she laughed so hard she was on the verge of tears.

[The Messiah]

Little boy, your blind and stupid.

Id actually like to see that though, your insane ass tying to sue me, id love to be a fly on the wall when you tell your lawyer the reasons behind your insanity.

anyway, tell suzanne I said hi. Isnt she moving to her dad's house soon? like first of the month? yah she called to let me know where she would be at.

stupid boy. :-)

[Belrok]

did i say i was going to sue you?


dumbass....

[The Messiah]

Originally posted by Mr Sky
I have MORE than enough money to fund a trial and lawyer. I will slap a False Slander suit, or Restraining order on your ass so fast it'll make your head spin.


Cross a freakish, mutant Alan Thick with John Travolta, and what do you get? I don't know, but it can't be any more horrid than this example of God's many failures

[dr00]

this one time, at drama camp.....




hahahahahahahah omg this is just too funny guys, keep it up


hey, i think i know that kid in the picture!! hahaha

[Ecko]

patrick... please dont try and use items in my past that you were told about in casual conversation as weapons in a battle with someone, i wasnt talking about what happened with me so as you would have some ammo to bash someone with, you need to do your own digging and leave past history that is very far dead and burried lay down and RIP. It is old news and long dead and resolved, and just an FYI... and believe me im not takin sides in this... but just so you know... threatening someone with legal action is a double edged sword, the threat of legal action in itself is just that, a threat, and a threat can result in a counter claim, of harrassment, if you cant prove that he is harrassing, then he can make a very strong counter claim of his own stating how you have slandered him in the process... from the looks of it on here... you have said more that would win his counter-claim. He hasnt really said anything that you could use, you on the other hand are ranting and raving (no not the glowstick kind) about items that are better left to a e-mail or something, to be honest... you have been played rahter well, you obviously have easy buttons to push and someone must have slipped mike the sckimatic (pardon my spelling...i just dont give a fuck). Anyways... hopefully you two will both continue in this battle... it is great entertainment, and some of the best reading around... just hope it has a surprise ending... i hate those movies that you can predict the ending... takes the fun out of it. Like that one movie... oh whats it called?.... oh yea.... "The Crying Game"... but anywho... LOL
-Ecko

[*MeL*]

Ha Ha....I'm sorry, but this is funny!
Michael....you always manage to make me laugh damnit!!!! :)
Messiah OWNS!
P.S. I hope you are saving up money for Sensation/Innercity!

[*MeL*]

Originally posted by Ecko
. Like that one movie... oh whats it called?.... oh yea.... "The Crying Game"... but anywho... LOL
-Ecko

This makes me laugh too! :)
We love Ecko too!

[FetusFucker666]

Hey blue didnt you see me in the mall that night around closing? not really doing much? hmmm oh yah okay. I remember that. And i made you dance for me...God im a loser..but hey it was entertainment.
does this mean my future is with a pale, scrawny, UNDERAGE, unfunny guy who cant dance ? Thats me n a nut shell :) cept im of age.

::waves at Mel and Ecko:: Hey Guys!

-Little Blue

[Mew]

GOD I <3 DRAMA!!

[Ecko]

wow... mew in his own simple genius summed up religion in one simple item. he used God and Dramma in the same sentance... God I<3 Dramma
well there is your entire definition of church right there.
-Ecko
::waves to blue n MeL::
...well hell... why not...hes cool and shes fawkin awsome, so sue me.... woops wrong thread... i may actually have johnny cochran on my ass, what with all the money flashin goin on.....
Originally posted by Mr Sky
I have MORE than enough money to fund a trial and lawyer.

[Ecko]

on a sidebar (heh...I used courtroom jargon woohoo!) um... i was just readin that lil quote i used above (look up) and i was just wondering... how exactly would you fund a trial.. i mean doesnt the state fund those? and i know you can be assessed (sp?) court fees and such but that is just footin the bill after the fact, funding would mean putting the money up front... so really all you would actually fund would be YOUR lawyer... just figured id make some conversation... it seems our prize fighters are MIA... hope nothing happened to them...like falling on sharp objects (no offense to the children who lost dads to those blasted pungee stix in nam) but i kinda am missin the battle... i hope you didnt take my advice and take it private...that sorta kills the entertainment factor of messiah making patrick look funny.
-Ecko
"If by offending an entire country i can ruin the life of one person...then i fullfilled my destinee"
oh the puns are just to much.......